August 21, 2008
Today we discovered a world where patriotic hobbyists set aside some “freedom time” to paint intricate details on war hero figurines.  Usually, the subjects are full-body figurines striking poses that inspire pride in any flag-waving American. But these limbless miniatures are the sinister results of wartime.  After the battles are over, these armless soldiers are gonna wage war on you, damn hobbiest. Afterall, who would want to be immortalized as a limbless statuette? Sure they lost their arms and legs but don’t rub it in.

Today we discovered a world where patriotic hobbyists set aside some “freedom time” to paint intricate details on war hero figurines.  Usually, the subjects are full-body figurines striking poses that inspire pride in any flag-waving American. But these limbless miniatures are the sinister results of wartime.  After the battles are over, these armless soldiers are gonna wage war on you, damn hobbiest. Afterall, who would want to be immortalized as a limbless statuette? Sure they lost their arms and legs but don’t rub it in.

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