September 30, 2008
Pirates are so sinister. Sephardic Pirates (like the one pictured here), Somali Pirates. They’re all a little sexy. But there’s a serious possibility that they’re gonna kill you. Which leads me to my point. What makes for better television than the proper mixture of sexy and violence? To all you reality televisions executives out there, here’s a pitch I think you’re going to like. Put me on a boat off the coast of Somalia.  The intention? To be kidnapped by Somali pirates and will live on their boat, adopting a life of sexy sinister.

Pirates are so sinister. Sephardic Pirates (like the one pictured here), Somali Pirates. They’re all a little sexy. But there’s a serious possibility that they’re gonna kill you. Which leads me to my point.

What makes for better television than the proper mixture of sexy and violence? To all you reality televisions executives out there, here’s a pitch I think you’re going to like. Put me on a boat off the coast of Somalia.  The intention? To be kidnapped by Somali pirates and will live on their boat, adopting a life of sexy sinister.

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