December 7, 2008
It’s that time of the year again. The time when Santa costumes across America are taken out of storage in preparation for the drunken convergence of Santas of every color, shape and gender. In New York City this will happen on December 13th. This year we’re issuing an alert for two breeds of Santas: Sexy Santas and Santas with clown noses should be avoided due to their extreme sinister nature.

It’s that time of the year again. The time when Santa costumes across America are taken out of storage in preparation for the drunken convergence of Santas of every color, shape and gender. In New York City this will happen on December 13th. This year we’re issuing an alert for two breeds of Santas: Sexy Santas and Santas with clown noses should be avoided due to their extreme sinister nature.

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