December 10, 2008
Too Much Social Networking Information I know too much. It’s time to cancel the facebook subscription. People who listed their status as “married” are now “single.” The “single” ones share more about their personality test results, fake purposeless causes and feelings about shitty movies than I care to know. People who want “whatever I can get” now seem to want less than “whatever” given their choice in mate. “The Wall” is documented proof that what you write should be in private message form. No one wants to know that wall message. And then there’s the “friend” who has so many “you hooked up” friends that I’ll need to hire a chaperone if we’re ever going to talk about the weather. No one should hook up with so many people.  All those hook ups are sinister. You are sinister. Change your privacy settings.

Too Much Social Networking Information

I know too much. It’s time to cancel the facebook subscription. People who listed their status as “married” are now “single.” The “single” ones share more about their personality test results, fake purposeless causes and feelings about shitty movies than I care to know. People who want “whatever I can get” now seem to want less than “whatever” given their choice in mate. “The Wall” is documented proof that what you write should be in private message form. No one wants to know that wall message. And then there’s the “friend” who has so many “you hooked up” friends that I’ll need to hire a chaperone if we’re ever going to talk about the weather. No one should hook up with so many people.  All those hook ups are sinister. You are sinister. Change your privacy settings.

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