December 21, 2008
Mangled alien child wrapped in swaddling clothes? Benjamin Button at rest? Uh-uh. This my friends is a cake. We don’t know for what occasion you would serve such a cake. And more importantly, what would pro-Lifers say about it? Would they be for or against eating the baby? Whatever their choice, this is one sinister baby. Perhaps eating the cake is your best bet for protecting yourself against brutal death when the baby awakes from its nap.

Mangled alien child wrapped in swaddling clothes? Benjamin Button at rest? Uh-uh. This my friends is a cake. We don’t know for what occasion you would serve such a cake. And more importantly, what would pro-Lifers say about it? Would they be for or against eating the baby? Whatever their choice, this is one sinister baby. Perhaps eating the cake is your best bet for protecting yourself against brutal death when the baby awakes from its nap.

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